Musings of a Semi-Absent Mind

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

pondwilliams:

Doctor Who Meme
↳ Two Quotes [1/2]

“Do you know, in 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”

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redvinesgiraffe:

pragnacious:

One time I read a fic where Charles was still able to feel his legs at this point, and it was only after Erik turned him over and moved him around that he lost feeling.

This was something that he never ever told Erik.

Just thought I’d ruin some of your lives you’re welcome.

and this boys and girls is why you never move someone with a back injury

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clara-and-chinboy:

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beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

Enough to water a Rose?

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#it’s funny because they’re both the most powerful wizards in the world 

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Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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this-sexy-blog:

notmydivisionsweetie:

watchtheskytonight:

castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast

We have really good taxi drivers.

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ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

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perseustheunicorn:

1/11 gifs from The Hobbit

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nachosinthetardis:

gallifreyanwizardof221b:

timelordsandhunters:

when you learn about something in History class that was on Doctor Who

When you’re in French and you know what allons-y means before your teacher tells you.

When you’re so angry you run around on a golf course angst-singing because you’re troy fucking bolton

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